This line makes absolutely no sense in the song I don’t like it

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geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

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frothyfrothy-loins:

Feeding time!

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collegehumor:

The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!

Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS

Written and Illustrated by AC Stuart, see more of his work at NoobtheLoser.Tumblr.com! 

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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mattfinlin:

@JennySlate is wonderful. #obviouschild #paulsimon 

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officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

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these-cardboard-devils:

AH YES THE GREAT WHITE NORTH

what the FUCK saskatoon

these-cardboard-devils:

AH YES THE GREAT WHITE NORTH

what the FUCK saskatoon

letmetakeyouintothelight:

I’m really tired of how much Mega Charizard X is getting pushed when Y is the clearly superior version